Monday, October 17, 2005

Borland's Secret Promotion Program

(Scotts Valley, CA 2:37 pm, 10-17-2005) Borland Software Corporation (NASDAQ NM: BORL) announced today its Secret Promotion Program initiative for existing undercompensated employees.
"Our employees have been complaining of siginificantly low salaries and lack of title promotions for about 5 years now, so we figured we'd do something about it." says a secret source. He continues, stating "There's no reason the employees or their managers need to know that their title has changed. Perhaps when we have more money to offer we'll let them know they were promoted."

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