He just cracks me up

Tonight were were eating dinner. Everyone else had chicken, rice and french bread (yes, I know, I obviously wasn't thinking about my 4 food groups, nor was I thinking about vegetables), and Nikolai was tearing into a bowl of noodles with parmesean cheese accompanied by a side of stone cold corn soup in a cup. He examined his bowl as he held the last noodle in his hand, and once he had finally devoured the last noodle informed me that he had "exernized his somperation".

When I asked him what it meant, he pointed at his empty bowl and said "It means you have no food left."