Nikolai's often compelled to share with me: "Mama, you have a great BIG GIANT BOTTOM!!". He insists on reminding me of this endowment at least 6 times a day.
keep in mind that everything is great big giant when you're 3. and the world revolves around two women's parts when you're male. put those together and you can hardly blame him. maybe you could train him to look at other parts of your body, too. he'd be a special boy, indeed.
maybe. I try to point out other body parts but he isn't interested. it kind of goes like this Me: "Nikolai, where's my nose?" Nikolai: "WEE WEE! Look mama, I have a wee wee!" Me: "No, Nikolai, up here on my face...where's my nose?" Nikolai pats my boobs: "Mama pillows!!"
could also be an age thing, madisyn likes to comment on my big bottom also and instead of mama pillows it is "where baby's milk comes from" ;) Any day now we are going to walk in on madisyn and nikolai examining the difference between boys and girls.
When Josh was little and trying to get my attention "Mom, Mom" while I was at the kitchen sink and he'd be hitting my butt, he'd ask me "How come your butt is floppy."
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keep in mind that everything is great big giant when you're 3. and the world revolves around two women's parts when you're male. put those together and you can hardly blame him.
maybe you could train him to look at other parts of your body, too. he'd be a special boy, indeed.
LOL. I'll agree with Kelly. :) although I have to say Irene hasn't done this..maybe because she's a girl???
maybe. I try to point out other body parts but he isn't interested. it kind of goes like this
Me: "Nikolai, where's my nose?"
Nikolai: "WEE WEE! Look mama, I have a wee wee!"
Me: "No, Nikolai, up here on my face...where's my nose?"
Nikolai pats my boobs: "Mama pillows!!"
i rest my case.
could also be an age thing, madisyn likes to comment on my big bottom also and instead of mama pillows it is "where baby's milk comes from" ;)
Any day now we are going to walk in on madisyn and nikolai examining the difference between boys and girls.
When Josh was little and trying to get my attention "Mom, Mom" while I was at the kitchen sink and he'd be hitting my butt, he'd ask me "How come your butt is floppy."
HAHAHAHA - aw geez. I ought to consider myself lucky. we mothers endure quite a bit.
as for nikolai and madisyn, I totally agree. our (their?) days are numbered.
I think we're all just miunderstood.
wow, the word verification image says "orgy". ok, maybe it says "orsgcy", but it sure as hell LOOKS like orgy.
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