Picture this:

A boy, nearly 3 years old, wearing a nice thick sweater with a warm under-shirt, no pants, no underwear, no socks, no shoes, sporting thick padded headphones with a 6' cord trailing like a snake behind every inch's progression of a miniature blue electronic ATV upon which he rides. He first insists his name is Juanito, but then changes it quickly to Juan Juan.

It really makes you wonder what this child's been exposed to, doesn't it?

(headache update: still alive, still kicking.)
(soot update: nikolai's feet are still black following any romp on the carpet.)